A married mate came over and stayed a few days as he had fallen out with his wife. I was also married at the time and my wife was out with the girls. We watched some boring TV and the conversation turned to porn, so the VHS videos came out. A guy was getting some head on the video and my mate said, "Don't some women make a song and dance about giving head?" I agreed with him and said, "I've often thought it weird that we...