This or That

Tie them up

Work outside in the hot sun or In extreme cold?

Hot Sun

Work hard for a lot of money or be lazy and earn half as much?

Work hard ...

Get a paper cut each time you turn a page or Bite your tongue each time you eat?

I’ll take the paper cut, every time.,,

From here on in you can only ever see Sunrises or Sunsets?

Sunrises

Batman or Iron Man?

Batman

Sex Club or Intimate little gathering?

Intimate gathering

Go to jail for five years or Be in a coma for a decade?

Go to jail for five years ( the showers might be fun🥴)

Sausage or Bacon?

Bacon

Lose all your teeth or Lose a year off your life each time you kiss someone

Lose all my teeth

Grow old gracefully or Keep at it??

Grow old gracefully

No internet for a month or No television?

No television (No internet would mean losing both 🥴🥴)

You orgasm first or you make them come first?

Orgasm first

Have the gift of telekinesis or telepathy?

Telepathy

Spit or Swallow?

Spit

Have seven fingers on each hand or Seven toes on each foot?

Seven fingers on each hand.

Pay for someone to clean or Someone to iron?

Someone to clean

Fly like an eagle or Run like a cheetah?

Fly like an Eagle

Live slow, die old or Live fast , die young?

Live slow, die old

Free travel for one year or Free accommodation for five years?

Free travel for one year

Cats or Dogs?

Dogs

Clean the kitchen or Clean the bathroom?

Clean the bathroom

Sex in the bath or Sex in the shower?

Shower

Collect coins or Collect stamps?

Collect coins

Never suck cock again or never eat pussy again?

Never eat pussy

French fries or Onion rings?

Onion rings

Big house up North or small house darn sarf??

Big house up North

Hero or Antihero?

Antihero

Thunder or Lightning?

Thunder

Visual learning or Verbal learning?

Verbal Learning

Dirty Talk in bed or No Dirty Talk in bed?