This or That

Port

Gimp Mask.. you wear or they wear??

They wear

Adele or Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse

Fried or poached? ( 🐟)

Fried

Read the book or Watch the film?

Read the book

Use Porn or Use Fantasy? … to pleasure yourself?

Fantasy

Diet or Exercise? ( to lose weight)

Exercise

Sex on the Beach or Slow Comfortable Screw?

( cocktail)

SCS

Claret or Chardonay?

Chardonnay ( cannot do red😥)

Sauna or Steam room?

..,… you have a dungeon?????

Sauna

Glass half full or Glass half empty?

Glass half full

Red and frilly or Black and shiny?

Black and shiny

Two inch longer penis or Five years longer life?

Tough one!!

Five years longer life…

…… Hair pulled back or Back scratched?

Back scratched

Ride on the Orient Express or Drive down Route 66

Route 66

Swim shorts or Speedos?

Speedos

Night at the pub or Night at the opera?

Night at the Pub

Frogs Legs or Snails?

Frogs Legs

Be a Postman or Milkman? (for a month)

PostMan

Handcuffed or Blindfolded?

Blindfolded

Turkey or Duck for Christmas dinner?

Turkey

Zoo or Aquarium?

Aquarium

Christmas Eve or New Years Eve?

Christmas Eve

Starter or Dessert?

Dessert

Post Christmas cards or Exchange Christmas cards

Exchange

Wrapping Presents or Unwrapping Presents?

Unwrapping

White sauce or Brandy butter (on Christmas pudding)

White Sauce

Christmas Cake or Yule Log?

Christmas cake

Hard or soft? (Cheese)

Hard

Sex in the shower or sex the bath?

Shower

Colourful or Noisy? (Fireworks)