Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever been sea bathing in December

Never have I ever ridden in a one horse open sleigh

Never have I ever been pony trekking

Never have I ever tried side-saddle..

Never have I ever been given a speeding ticket

Never have I ever left it up to New York

Never have I ever seen Haley's Comet

Never have I ever been unwrapped as a present.

Never have I ever played golf

Never have I ever used the Ladies toilets..

Never have I ever gone on strike

Never have I ever had sex in the sea

Never have I ever pole danced

Never have I ever not swallowed..

Never have I ever witnessed a crime

Never have I ever been in the dock.,

Never have I ever started a fire

Never have I ever put out a fire with pee…

Never have I ever fallen in love with my boss

Never have I ever had sex with my boss , purely for promotion

Never have I ever eaten someone else's lunch

Never have I ever been to a Porno Cinema..

Never have I ever slept with twins

Never have I ever bathed in milk..

Never have I ever used the wrong toothbrush

Never have I ever French kissed a Camel…

Never have I ever tried speed dating

Never have I ever wanted to unwrap something on Xmas Day as much as I did you..

Never have I ever watched The Great Escape on Christmas Day

Never have I ever watched the Great Escape on Christmas Day… before yesterday!