Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever put suntan oil on my “bits.”

Never have I ever played cricket

Never have I ever wanted to be in a dungeon.. before now!

Never have I ever chopped down a tree

Never have I ever been in a hot air balloon crossing the Sahara Desert..

Never have I ever used a sewing machine

Never have I ever gone speed dating.

Never have I ever had a singing lesson

Never have I ever shouted “Geronimo” while jumping off of a wardrobe

Never have I ever dated a fireman

Never have I ever milked a cow..

Never have I ever rubbed noses with an Inuit

Never have I ever eaten yellow snow..

Never have I ever driven a dog sleigh

Never have I ever skated on thin ice…

Never have I ever made my own Christmas pudding

Never have I ever stuffed a bird…

Never have I ever been fox hunting on Boxing Day

Never have l ever emptied Santa’s sack..

Never have I ever made a daisy chain

Never have I ever been on a cruise..

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Never have I ever been on a cruise..

Never have I ever been to the cinema in the afternoon

Never have I ever fallen asleep during the Queens Speech..

Never have I ever plastered a ceiling

Never have I ever had a mirrored ceiling..

Never have I ever watched 'White Christmas' on television on Christmas eve.

Never have I ever done more than kiss under the Mistletoe

Never have I ever seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Never have I ever had a BJ from an Elf..