Never have I ever eaten forbidden fruit
Never have I ever been been greyhound racing
Never have I ever worn a blue latex catsuit..
Never have I ever been drunk on my birthday
Never have I ever been called an “Orgasminator”
Never have I ever been water skiing
Never have I ever given someone a lap dance..
Never have I ever spent an evening at the Moulin Rouge
Never have I ever kissed a girl and didn’t like it…
Never have I ever eloped
Never have I ever been to Gretna Green
Never have I ever fellated my gardener
Never have I ever mounted my maid..
Never have I ever had a holiday in November
Never have I ever woken up as one of three in the bed..
Never have I ever outstared a cat
Never have I ever had sex in an airport..
Never have I ever been duck shooting
Never have I ever plucked a chicken 🐔
Never have I ever spent a night in Bangkok
Never have I ever @@@@@@ a LadyBoy.
Never have I ever cuddled a kaola
Never have I ever starred in a porn movie,,
Never have I ever visited a prison
Never have I ever been down in the tube station at midnight..
Never have I ever joined a political party
Never have I ever paid money for sex..
Never have I ever been in the audience for Last Night Of The Proms
Never have I ever set my alarm to put towels on a sun bed…
Never have I ever had a market stall
