Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever indecently exposed myself

Never have I ever made marmalade

Never have I ever been covered in cream.

Never have I ever written a letter to Father Christmas

Never have I ever slipped down a chimney to empty my sack..

Never have I ever flown in a helicopter

Never have I ever danced naked in the rain

Never have I ever dumped anyone by text.

Never have I ever kissed a girl and not liked it.

Never have I ever shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Never have I ever heard of Reno…

Never have I ever been to Reno, Nevada, the biggest little city in the world.😊👍

Never ever have I met anybody who would know that Reno, Nevada is the biggest little city in the world 👍😎

Never have I ever spent midnight at an oasis

Never have I ever worn women’s underwear to work.

Never have I ever visited a fortune teller

Never have I ever played a Ouija board

Never have I ever sent a tweet

Never have I ever sent anyone a naked selfie that was not me.

Never have I ever run a marathon

Never have I ever caught an STD.

Never have I ever been cruising

Never have I ever been on a cruise.

Never have I ever dated a footballer

Never have I ever been a member of the Mile High Club.

Never have I ever been through the desert on a horse with no name

Never have I ever French kissed in the USA.

Never have I ever flown in a hot air balloon

Never have I ever faked an orgasm.

Never have I ever spent Christmas in an hotel