Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club
Never have I ever shot a clay pigeon
Never have I ever wanted to Bullfight.
Never have I ever finished a game of Monopoly
Never have I ever understood the Theory of Everything
Never have I ever talked to a plant
Never have I ever French Kissed in the USA
Never have I ever watched the Super Bowl
Never have I ever danced in the moonlight on a long, hot Summer night.
Never have I ever bought a Taylor Swift record
Never have I ever played a Ouija board
Never have I ever worked in a shop
Never have I ever took a Ferry Across The Mersey
Never have I ever dated a fire fighter
Never have I ever served a prison sentence
Never have I ever been to Brazil
Never have ever played with fire
Never have I ever been declared bankrupt
Never have I ever kissed my boss.
Never have I ever eaten caviar
Never have I ever been seasick
Never have I ever had colonic irrigation
Never have I ever paid a visit to a massage parlour
Never have I ever used a potter's wheel
Never have I ever been seen in a basque
Never have I ever worn a girdle
Never have I ever thought that self abuse was wrong…
Never have I ever had my wisdom teeth removed
Never have I ever said” Of course I love you”… and not meant it.
Never have I ever been to the Glastonbury Festival