Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever been to the Opera

Never have I ever sailed a yacht

Never have I ever fallen overboard

Never have I ever played ice hockey

Never have I ever nodded off during sex

Never have I ever ridden on a tandem

Never have I ever stroked a snake

Never have I ever been speed dating

Never have I ever used an escort

Never have I ever smoked a cigar

Never have I ever been caught in flagrante

Never have I ever run a half-marathon

Never have I ever left a concert early.

Never have I ever herded sheep

Never have I ever shouted “Geronimo” as I leapt of off the wardrobe.

Never have I ever attended a red-carpet event

Never have I ever milked a cow

Never have I ever made fudge

Never have I ever seen a sex show

Never have I ever been to Las Vegas

Never have I ever completed a Rubic Cube

Never have I ever been a member of the Magic Circle

Never have I ever Kissed a girl and not liked it…

Never have I ever visited Graceland

Never have I ever chickened out playing Truth or Dare

Never have I ever visited a fortune teller

Never have I ever read my horoscope and thought to myself “that is just sooo true!”

Never have I ever been surfing

Never have I ever rated Moet.

Never have I ever delivered the milk