Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever heard a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square

Never have I ever pinched a policeman's helmet on Boat Race night

Never have I ever made love on a mountain top

Never have I ever travelled in a motor home

Never have I ever got right back to where we started from

Never have I ever had my appendix removed

Never have I ever licked a toad

Never have I ever been to Las Vegas

Never have I ever self flagellated

Never have I ever played paintball

Never have I ever had food poisoning

Never have I ever wanted to be a man

Never have I ever dressed like a Drag Queen.

Never have I ever visited Machu Picchu

Never have I ever not been in awe when I stare at the stars

Never have I ever travelled in a submarine

Never have I ever had sex on a car bonnet

Never have I ever visited Niagra Falls

Never have I ever used the safe word

Never have I ever taken an item to a Pawn Shop

Never have I ever stuck my thumb out for a ride

Never have I ever visited the pyramids

Never have I ever wanted to swim with Great White sharks

Dolphins, yes…. Sharks NO!!

Never have I ever been bitten by a snake

Never have I ever been on a blind date

Never have I ever counted all the stars

Never have I ever been through the desert on a horse with no name

Never have I ever visited the pyramids

Never have I ever had an STD

Never have I ever swum in one of the Great Lakes