Never have ever not cried when watching E.T.
Never have I ever dropped my phone in a toilet
Never have I ever heard a wolf howling at the Moon
Never have I ever bought life insurance
Never have I ever smoked a cigar
Never have I ever been involved in a barroom fight
Never have I ever watched two women wrestle in warm jelly (😖😖😖)
Never have I ever worn a padded bra
Never have I ever wore a posing pouch
Never have I ever dated a soldier
Never have I ever had food poisoning
Never have I ever bought an Apple product
Never have I ever been able to write my name in the snow
Never have I ever practised any martial art
Never have I ever swam with dolphins
Never have I ever eaten foie gras
Never have I ever paid for sex
( have been sorely tempted though…)
Never have I ever worn a high vis jacket at work
Never have I ever been up,up and away in my beautiful balloon
Never have I ever conducted a symphony orchestra
Never have I ever wore a tutu…. on stage.
Never have I ever won more than £100
Never have I ever sat by someone’s hospital bed and ate their grapes
Never have I ever watched an episode of The Sopranos
Never have I ever looked at a donkey and thought “ I wish…. “
Never have I ever fired a real gun
Never have I ever caught a falling star and put it in my pocket
Never have I ever attended a Black Mass
Never have I ever played that funky music
Never have I ever taken snuff
