Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever not got the Christmas I deserve

Never have I ever been ready for Xmas before Xmas eve.

Never have I ever been dreaming of a white Christmas

Never have I ever stuffed a Turkey

Never have I ever had a Nut Roast for Christmas dinner.

Never have I ever had a present anywhere near as magnificent as your breasts to unwrap and play with on Xmas morning!!

…. Sorry but true😎

Never have I ever made Bubble & Squeak

Never have I ever rode a White Swan

Never have I ever come across three wise men in the same room.

Never have I ever thought that women were the weaker sex

Never have I ever found anything interesting to do during Betwixmas

Quote by CallmeJayne

Never have I ever found anything interesting to do during Betwixmas

You should have said!!!

Never have I ever kissed a girl and made her cry ( despite my name…)

Never have I ever worked on New Year's Eve

Never have I ever not missed the clock striking 12.

Never have I ever been to a fancy dress party on New Year's Eve

Never have I ever a “club” on NYE.

Never have I ever started or finished a relationship on New Year's Eve

Never have I ever kissed the wrong person on New Year’s Eve

Never have I ever had to work on New Year's Day

Never have I ever eaten Haggis

Never have I ever dated a vicar

Never have I ever had sex inside a Church

Never have I ever eaten a ghost pepper

Never have I ever called a cat “kitty.”

Never have I ever talked to a plant

Never have I ever taken candy from a baby…

Never have I ever dated someone shorter than myself

Never have I ever dated someone taller than myself

Never have I ever been to Disney World