Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever been to a cattle auction

Never have I ever eaten sweetbreads

Never have I ever driven a Land Rover

Never have I ever slept in an igloo

Never have I ever been to Asia

Never have I ever been with a Ladyboy

Never have I ever kept an exotic pet

Never have I ever been on a leash

Never have I ever worked in a pet shop

Never have I ever appeared in a porn movie

Never have I ever played marbles

Never have I ever thought that I had lost my marbles

Never have I ever been carol singing on Christmas eve

Never have I ever switched off the lights and pretended to be out when Carol Singers come knocking

Never have I ever decorated the outside of my house at Christmas

Never have I ever gone to a Christmas party with Mistletoe attached to a stick above my head.

Never have I ever seen a partridge in a pear tree at Christmas.

Never have I ever found a silver sixpence in a Christmas pudding

Never have I ever seen snow on Christmas day

Never have I ever eaten yellow snow on any day…

Never have I ever worked in a department store at Christmas

Never have I ever gone on a diet after Christmas

Never have I ever bet on snow falling on Christmas day

Never have I ever seen Santa empty his sack

Never have I ever heard sleigh bells in the snow

Never have I ever seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Never have I ever visited Lapland

Never have I ever refused extra Brussels

Never have I ever known anyone born on Christmas day

Never have I ever got the Christmas present I most wanted.