Never have I ever been lost in France
Never have I ever had a taste of paradise
Never have I ever emptied a Post Box
Never have I ever gotten stuck in a hoover
Never have I ever practised Origami
Never have I ever practised sex when alone..
Never have I ever flown in a plane at night
Never have I ever made love on a mountain top…
Never have I ever been to a political party conference
Never have I ever been on a cruise
Never have I ever cold called anyone
Never have I ever been a member of a political party
Never have I ever milked a goat
Never have I ever danced naked in the rain.
Never have I ever driven on Route 66
Never have I ever seen lightening strike
Never have I ever walked the Pennine Way
Never have I ever swam with dolphins
Never have I ever had a flu jab
Never have I ever tickled a trout
Never have I ever been to McDonald's for breakfast
Never have I ever stuffed a turkey
Never have I ever been to a cattle auction
Never have I ever been somewhere over the rainbow
Never have I ever been to South America
Never have I ever had a poem written for me.
Never have I ever ploughed a field
Never have I ever been pegged
Never have I ever run a marathon
Never have I ever been stuck in a flood
