Never have I ever worked on a building site
Never have I ever been sacked
Never have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill
Never have I ever been sunburned on my “bits,”
Never have I ever worn a disguise
Never have I ever been to a seance.
Never have I ever spent the night in a Travelodge
Never have I ever been cuckolded…
Never have I ever slept in a hammock
Never have I ever played Backgammon
Never have I ever fed animals in a zoo
Never have I ever eaten frogs legs
Never have I ever been to Gretna Green
Never have I ever been married in church.
Never have I ever used a hedgecutter
Never have I ever eaten roadkill
Never have I ever had a tooth capped
Never have I ever played Footsie
Never have I ever worked in a hotel
Never have I ever used a dock leaf to wipe my bum..
Never have I ever played Sudoku
Never have I ever not turned up for a meet.
Never have I ever seen a partridge in a pear tree
Never have I ever left a stone unturned..
Never have I ever joined a Golf Club
Never have I ever been paddled..
Never have I ever mixed cement
Never have I ever slept in a nightie…
Never have I ever owned a sports car
Never have ever had food poisoning
