Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever been to the great pyramids

Never have I ever had museli for breakfast

Never have I ever wished upon a star

Never have I ever been to the Opera

Never have I ever tickled a trout

Never have I ever been caught shoplifting

Never have I ever made promises I knew I couldn't keep

Never have I ever been catfished

Never have I ever purposely ghosted someone

Never have I ever made a birthday cake

Never have I ever been seduced while blindfolded.

Never have I ever kissed a girl and not liked it

Never have I ever had kippers for breakfast

Never have I ever gone loco down in Acapulco

Never have I ever been south of the equator

Never have I ever worn shorts in winter

Never have I ever said.. “ it won’t hurt, honest.”

Never have I ever gone underwater cave exploring

Never have I ever entered a beauty contest

Never have I ever been interviewed for the telly

Never have I ever explored with a dominatrix

Never have I ever bought a dog from a breeder

Never have I ever had a gender identity crisis.

Never have I ever dated a beauty queen

Never have I ever made hay while the sun shone

Never have I ever found a needle in a haystack.

Never have I ever had a bedroom with a balcony

Never have I ever painted my nails

Never have I ever dyed my hair a different color

Never have I ever dated someone ten years younger.