Never have I ever drunk vodka through my eyeball
Never have I ever met anyone in person from this site
Never have I ever appeared in court
Never have I ever had my picture painted
Never have I ever had a lap dance
Never have I ever been to Spain
Never have I ever smoked a cigar.
Never have I ever danced on a table
Never have I ever had sex under a table.
Never have I ever had an operation
Never have I ever been to an orgy
Never have I ever eaten oysters
Never have I ever worn high heels
Never have I ever seen Gone With The Wind
Never have I ever heard say. “ it’s too big!!”
Never have I ever been on a surfboard
Never have I ever lived a dream
Never have I ever milked a cow.
Never have I ever been a nude model.
Never have I ever played darts
Never have I ever won at strip poker.
Never have I ever placed a bet on a horse race
Never have I ever ridden a horse.
Never have I ever been to a seance
Never have I ever been in a “sling.”
Never have I ever seen a ghost
Never have I ever said stop when they said “when?”
Never have I ever been to Graceland
Never have I ever wrote my name in the snow
Never have I ever been on safari