Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever baked my own bread

Never have I ever grown my own vegetables

Never have I ever travelled on the Orient Express

Never have I ever kissed in the back row of the movies on a Saturday night..

Never have I ever wanted to buy a motorhome

Never have I ever been barred from a pub…

Never have I ever slept on a water bed

Never have I ever have I been under a golden shower.

Never have I ever played golf

Never have I ever p@@@@d myself laughing

Never have I ever visited a safari park

Never have I ever caught a shark

Never have I ever been to Spain

Never have I ever smoked a whole cigar

Never have I ever had an allergy

Never have I ever banged my Humerus and thought it was funny

Never have I ever had a long slow screw (cocktail)

Never have I ever washed under a waterfall

Never have I ever been shark cage diving

Never have I ever won a talent show

Never have I ever summoned a lifeboat

Never have I ever bitten the hand that feeds me ,,,

Never have I ever had fun with a Fin

Never have I ever been “used” in a sling

Never have I ever shaved my head

Never have I ever found the perfect dunking biscuit

Never have I ever visited a psychic

Never have I ever been visited by a poltergeist

Never have I ever parked in a disabled bay

Never have I ever wiped my bum with dock leaves