Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever got lost in a foreign country

Never have I ever had sex on a car bonnet..

Never have I ever been a contestant on a game show

Never have I ever stung like a butterfly or floated like a bee

Never have I ever won the lottery

Never have I ever waxed myself

Never have I ever had a MySpace account

Never have I ever seen a Bad Moon Rising..

Never have I ever thrown a drink at anyone

Never have I ever been to a New Years Eve Ball..

Never have I ever binge watched a tv programme

Never have I ever worn a Gimp mask..

Never have I ever kissed a celebrity

Never have I ever had breakfast at Tiffanys

Never have I ever joined the mile high club

Never have I ever changed a tyre

Never have I ever milked a cow..

Never have I ever stood on a picket line

Never have I ever crossed a Picket Line..

Never have I ever donated an organ

Never have I ever stolen knickers off of a washing line..

Never have I ever done a Park Run

Never have I ever voted Liberal

Never have I ever Googled someone before a date

Never have I ever slept with the light on..

Never have I ever gone vegan

Never have I ever been covered in squirtty cream and had a cherry put on top..

Never have I ever dated anyone five years younger

Never have I ever bleached my anus

Never have I ever been scuba diving