“Get it up Get ready for a real good time I'm gonna try to blow your mind Can't ya see You and me It sounds so nasty Get it up Let your thang hang down We could fool around Don't ya know I want you so (yeah) Make me happy (oh)”
“Cause every time we meet We play hide and seek I'm wondering what I should do Should I, dear, come up to you And say, "How do you do?" Would you turn me away?”
“When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade Today's the day that all the world will see Another sunny afternoon Walkin' to the sound of my favorite tune Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon”
“The judge said five to ten but I say double that again I'm not working for the clampdown No man born with a living soul Can be working for the clampdown”
“When I'm watchin' my TV And a man comes on and tells me How white my shirts can be But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke The same cigarettes as me”